Epic Humor & Jokes

Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.

FleurBurger : (5,000$) Most Expensive Burger In The World

In addition, a certificate of authenticity will be mailed to your home so you can brag to your friends about how you spent $5000 !

there can be peace without war

That the paint is wet. ;)

(Tell someone that and they’ll always go ahead and touch it! )

  • No, really.
  • Before you realize what hit you.
  • And before it ends, it’s likely you’ll be very ill.
  • When your body dies, so do you; all of you. There’s no afterlife.
  • The world will continue just fine without you; you’ll hardly be missed.  Even those who continue to think of you will do so rarely.
The number of people in this world who actually care about you is smaller than you think it is.
People wanna see you doing well, but not better than them.
 
That lottery is basicaly a tax on stupidity. But it can be a cheap ticket to dream.
When something bad happens, people don’t want to believe that they brought it to themselves (assuming they really did). Putting the blame to something or someone else is always way easier.